Monday, December 08, 2014

21st century screenplay idea

A Million and One Dalmatians.
Cruella De Vil discovers a cloning facility in this charming sequel to the Disney classic.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Now that's a work out.

I've been doing a lot of exercising lately. For example, right now I'm exercising my right to sit on my ass on the couch all evening.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Quick gratification.

If you read just one thing today, read this post. Because you're already done.

Saturday, January 04, 2014

In your face.

You know those series of "For Dummies" how-to books? I was thinking of doing a series of "For Douchebags" books. They would tell you how to do something, as well as how to be a real prick about it.

Saturday, December 07, 2013

Random Thought #477.

Got this great idea for a novel about a guy who works at Medieval Times. I'd call it "Knights and Weekends."

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Less definitive movie titles.

I have a feeling about what you did last summer.

Romeo, Juliet and several other stakeholders.

Indiana Jones and the Temple you'd be better served to avoid.

Star Trek 3. Where, if we come across Spock, you know, then that's great.

Helping Out Private Ryan.

Relatively quick and somewhat displeased.

The temporarily uncertain as to their exact location boys.

Star Disagreements.

Sunday, November 03, 2013

Grit.

Check out my latest roller derby action photo series, a short set of gritty black and white shots from Toronto Roller Derby's 2013 season: